Terms of Service
Overview
This website is operated by Wipe The Liberal Off (“we,” “us,” or “our”). These Terms of Service (“Terms”) govern your access to and use of our website at https://wipetheliberaloff.com (the “Site”), including any content, functionality, products, and services offered on or through the Site (collectively, the “Services”). By accessing or using the Site or Services, you agree to be bound by these Terms. If you do not agree, you must not access or use the Site or Services.
These Terms apply to all visitors, users, and others who access or use the Services. We may update these Terms at any time by posting the revised version on the Site. Your continued use after such posting constitutes acceptance of the changes.
Section 1 – Eligibility
You must be at least 18 years old or the age of majority in your jurisdiction to use the Services. By using the Services, you represent and warrant that you meet this requirement and have the legal capacity to enter into these Terms.
Section 2 – Account Registration
To access certain features, you may need to create an account. You agree to provide accurate, current, and complete information during registration and to update it as necessary. You are responsible for maintaining the confidentiality of your account credentials and for all activities under your account. Notify us immediately of any unauthorized use.
We reserve the right to refuse or terminate accounts at our discretion.
Section 3 – Products and Orders
We offer products for sale on the Site, such as apparel and gear. Product descriptions, images, and prices are subject to change without notice. We do not warrant that product information is error-free.
By placing an order, you agree to pay the listed price plus applicable taxes and shipping. We reserve the right to cancel orders due to pricing errors, stock issues, or suspected fraud. Payments are processed securely via third-party providers; we do not store full payment details.
Section 4 – Shipping and Delivery
We ship to addresses in the United States and abroad. Shipping times are estimates and not guaranteed. You are responsible for providing accurate shipping information. Risk of loss passes to you upon delivery to the carrier.
Section 5 – Returns and Exchanges
Refer to our separate Returns and Exchange Policy, incorporated herein by reference, for details on eligibility, procedures, and exceptions.
Section 6 – User Conduct and Prohibited Activities
You agree not to:
- Use the Services for any illegal purpose or in violation of any law.
- Infringe on intellectual property rights, including copying or reselling our content or products.
- Transmit viruses, malware, or destructive code.
- Harass, threaten, or defame others.
- Engage in spam, phishing, or unauthorized data collection.
- Interfere with the Site’s operation or security.
We may monitor use and terminate access for violations.
Section 7 – User-Generated Content
If you submit comments, reviews, or other content (“UGC”), you grant us a perpetual, royalty-free license to use, modify, and distribute it. You represent that your UGC does not violate third-party rights and is not unlawful. We may remove UGC at our discretion but are not obligated to monitor it.
Section 8 – Intellectual Property
All content on the Site, including text, graphics, logos, and designs, is owned by us and protected by U.S. copyright, trademark, and other laws. You may not use our intellectual property without written permission. That includes you CHINA!
Section 9 – Third-Party Links and Services
The Site may contain links to third-party sites or integrate third-party services (e.g., payment processors). We are not responsible for their content, privacy practices, or availability. Use them at your own risk.
Section 10 – Privacy
Your use of the Services is subject to our Privacy Policy, incorporated herein by reference.
Section 11 – Disclaimers
The Services and products are provided “as is” without warranties of any kind, express or implied, including merchantability or fitness for a particular purpose. We do not guarantee the Site will be error-free, secure, or uninterrupted.
Section 12 – Limitation of Liability
To the fullest extent permitted by law, we shall not be liable for any indirect, incidental, special, or consequential damages arising from your use of the Services or products, even if advised of the possibility. Our total liability shall not exceed the amount you paid us in the preceding 12 months.
Section 13 – Indemnification
You agree to indemnify and hold us harmless from any and all claims, losses, or damages arising from your violation of these Terms or use of the Services.
Section 14 – Governing Law and Dispute Resolution
These Terms are governed by the laws of the State of Montana, without regard to conflict of laws principles. Any disputes shall be resolved exclusively in the state or federal courts located in Cascade County/Great Falls, Montana.
415 2nd Avenue N
200A
Great Falls, MT 59401.
You waive any objections to jurisdiction or venue.
Section 15 – Termination
We may terminate or suspend your access at any time for any reason. Sections that by nature survive termination (e.g., disclaimers, liability limits) shall continue.
Section 16 – Miscellaneous
These Terms constitute the entire agreement between us. If any provision is unenforceable, the remainder shall remain in effect. Our failure to enforce any right does not waive it.
Section 17 – Contact Us
For questions, contact us using our SUPPORT FORM.
Section 18 – Force Majeure
We shall not be liable for delays or failures due to events beyond our control, such as natural disasters or pandemics.
Section 19 – Electronic Communications
You consent to receive electronic communications from us.
Section 20 – Assignment
We may assign these Terms without notice. You may not assign without our consent.
Section 21 – FAFO (Fuck Around and Find Out)
Alright, you keyboard cowboys and digital dipshits: If you decide to fuck around on our site—like ripping off our merch designs, spamming our forums with your bullshit propaganda, hacking our checkout like some basement-dwelling script kiddie, or pulling any other crap that breaks these Terms (think: prohibited uses in Section 6, or screwing with our IP in Section 8)—then buckle up, because you’re about to FIND OUT why you shouldn’t mess with us. We’ll hit you with instant account nukes, ban your ass from every IP you own (and a few you don’t), sic our legal attack dogs on you for breaches under UCC, Lanham Act, or whatever federal hammer fits, and drag your sorry hide through discovery hell until you’re begging for mercy. Expect cease-and-desist letters that bite harder than a rabid wolverine, damages claims that’ll bankrupt your grandma’s trust fund, and public shaming if we feel like it—because why not? We don’t tolerate trolls, thieves, or troublemakers; we’ll unleash a shitstorm of subpoenas, injunctions, and maybe even report your felony-level antics to the FBI if you cross into cybercrime territory. You’ve been served this red-hot warning: Poke the hornet’s nest, and we’ll make sure the stings last a lifetime. FAFO, you absolute legends of bad decisions—consider your ass grass and us the lawnmower.